me when i listen to alt-j
me: damn this is so fucking good
me: what the fuck is he saying

myanacondawaswayup:

*leans over to guy in urinal next to me*

what’s better than this, guys being dudes

chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

image

clelta:

im having an out of body experience 

clelta:

im having an out of body experience 

yvov:

the first word you see represents you in real life

white people bios be like:

heliolisk:

kobetyrant:

Mackenzie. 15. Montana. Indie music. Welcome to a special part of my mind. I’m white but I identify as Spanish/Walgreens gift card. Sherlock. I follow back 🌸flower child🌸

i identify as a walgreens gift card

missvoltairine:

A woman: men need to stop murdering women.

Some dude: um I think you mean PEOPLE need to stop murdering PEOPLE

A woman: no actually I was talking specifically about violence against women.

Some dude: OMG????!!!!!! YOU THINK MEN DESERVE TO DIE??????!!!!!?!?!?! EVERYONE THIS PERSON IS SAYING VIOLENCE AGAINST MEN IS OKAY????!!!?!?!?!! women are so ILLOGICAL thankfully I am here to REASON WITH YOU, hate breeds hate ok

suckitandmeme:

hey friends!! i was gonna post this later but i got super lame and just decided to post it now. this is my first giveaway so i hope you enjoy!! (please note that the shirts and cds are not the ones being given away, but are just some of the options that you can choose)

the giveaway includes:

  • 1 cd of your choice (please keep it under $15)
  • 1 band t-shirt of your choice (please keep it under $25)
  • 1 copy of scott pilgrim vol. 1 (scott pilgrim’s precious little life)
  • 1 sticker sheet (no music no life) made by the AMAZING knifeson
  • 2 bags of any candy of your choice
  • 1 mix cd based on your music tastes 

rules/info:

  • considering that this giveaway is for my followers, you must be following me (i will check)
  • you must reblog this post for your entry to count (1 reblog = 1 entry)
  • likes do not count
  • please do not spam me or your followers. if you do, your entry/entries will not count.
  • please no giveaway blogs
  • asks must be open in order for me to message the winner. if the winner does not reply within 48 hours, i will choose a new one.
  • there will only be one winner and i will use a random generator to choose
  • sorry about the price limits, but i am poor and only get money through babysitting 3 children
  • you must be willing to give me your address
  • i will pay for shipping and will also ship anywhere in the world (even the north pole so do not fret about distance)

THE GIVEAWAY ENDS OCTOBER 31GOOD LUCK!!!

Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
me: *accidentally says something that rhymes*
me: YOOOOOO

charmancler:

i’ve never met nicki minaj but i trust her